Friday, December 18, 2009
American Dad! - The Rapture for Kids
Ricky the Raptor: Hey, kids! I'm Ricky the Raptor, here to tell you about the rapture! The rapture is the beginning of the end of the world. It starts with all true christians floating up to heaven.
Jojo: What about the sinners that are left behind?
Ricky the Raptor: Well, Jojo, they get to witness the second coming of Jesus.
Jojo: Jesus is coming back? Did he forget something?
Ricky the Raptor: Nope, Jesus is coming back for Armageddon! A seven-year war where Jesus and his angels will battle demon soldiers of the underworld! All leading up to a final showdown between Jesus and the antichrist!
Jojo: Antichrist? You mean that green stuff that your daddy puts in the car?
Ricky the Raptor: No, silly, that's antifreeze! The antichrist is the son of Satan!
Jojo: Well, who's gonna win?!
Ricky the Raptor: I don't know, but you sure don't want to be around to find out!
-- A christian kids production! Stay cool! --
From season 5, episode 9: Rapture's Delight (F.K.A Holy Crapture)
Also watch: American Dad! - Crazy for Christianity
P.S Thanks Indy. Ripped by me.